1. I'm in the bathroom.
2. I'm minecrafting.
3. I'm eating Takis and my mouth is burning and my hands are covered with orange goo.
4. I'm in the bathroom minecrafting.
5. I'm having growing pains.
6. The dog ate it. No, really, mom. The dog ate it.
7. Oh, I thought you were gonna do it.
8. I'm minecrafting right after I finish these Takis.
9. But, I did that last week.
10. It's Monday (Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, my birthday, Valentines' Day, St. Patrick's Day, Easter, Flag Day, the Fourth of July, the Fifth of July, Christmas, Christmas Eve, Easter, Halloween, Colombus Day, Rosh Hashanah, the day after my birthday, etc., etc.)! Do I have to do that today?