Girl 2 - "Seeing a glacier" is on my bucket list.
Girl 1 - Going to college is on my bucket list.
Boy Child - What? "Going to college" is not a bucket list item. It's a goal. Learn the difference. Yeesh.
Girl 3 - DIGGING A HOLE TO CHINA IN THE SANDBOX ON THE PLAYGROUND IS ON MY BUCKET LIST. Mom, what's a bucket list?
Boy Child - Oh my gosh, Girl 3. You can't even dig a hole to China. That's impossible. Pick something in between "Going to college" and "Digging a hole in the sandbox to CHINA" and that's what should be on your bucket list.
Boy Child - Guess what's on my bucket list.
Me - Hang gliding?
Boy Child - Close. Parachuting from an airplane.
Girl 2 - Seeing a glacier is much more exciting.
Boy Child - Oh yeah? Not when I'm going to be parachuting from an airplane into the center of a glacier.