Girl 2 - "Seeing a glacier" is on my bucket list.
Girl 1 - Going to college is on my bucket list.
Boy Child - What? "Going to college" is not a bucket list item. It's a goal. Learn the difference. Yeesh.
Girl 3 - DIGGING A HOLE TO CHINA IN THE SANDBOX ON THE PLAYGROUND IS ON MY BUCKET LIST. Mom, what's a bucket list?
Boy Child - Oh my gosh, Girl 3. You can't even dig a hole to China. That's impossible. Pick something in between "Going to college" and "Digging a hole in the sandbox to CHINA" and that's what should be on your bucket list.
Boy Child - Guess what's on my bucket list.
Me - Hang gliding?
Boy Child - Close. Parachuting from an airplane.
Girl 2 - Seeing a glacier is much more exciting.
Boy Child - Oh yeah? Not when I'm going to be parachuting from an airplane into the center of a glacier.
7 comments:
With global warming, he might actually cross that one off
Good when he and his brother from another mother turn 18 we ship them to my nephew Patrick who will happily pitch them out of a plane. So far he has launched Ashley and her best freind, then two years later Chris and his girlfriend made the jump. If zo survives his birthday jump I say it's a plan.
@jamiew and Shannon - if he continues to annoy his sisters like this he might not have to worry about crossing anything off his bucket list. ;o)
just. friggin' adorable. makes me want to have more kids...(as my 49 year old uterus laughs uncontrollably)
@spacurious - our uteruses are about the same age. and kids are adorable...........mostly when they don't actually belong to you. ;o)
Is Boy Child your oldest? Sounds like something I would say to my little sister.
@mind margins - he's 1. the oldest, 2. the only boy, 3. in middle school, and 4. must boss and be right all. the. time. ;o) oldest child syndrome much?
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