We recently made our annual trip to a smaller scale amusement park (and by smaller scale I mean: no college degree needed and - I can imagine - slightly less gleaming restrooms?) and although I would do it again (in approximately 360 days) I think a time allowance chart for less experienced parents on par with the Disneyworld planning blogs might be helpful.
I wanted to make you guys a pie graph (blueberry?) for this post, but I got too distracted with colors and accurate percentages and I was afraid that before I knew it my oldest would be filling out college applications and hubby would be asking me (again), "What are you doing?"
Amusement Park Trip Time Breakdowns (approximate) For a Family of Six's Ten Hour Day
1. 20% - walking around lost because everyone is too excited and then too hot to look at the map.
2. 20% - waiting for all the rides to open because you get there at Opening Time because you think logically it's the time the rides open.
3. 50% - explaining that your admission ticket does not cover the cost of all the carny games that actually open at Opening Time and that there isn't really a "Winner every time!"
4. 60% - waiting in line for drinks because you waited until August to go and it's 106 degrees outside with 117% humidity.
5. 60% - waiting in line for bathrooms (see #4).
6. 20% - yelling at kids not to touch anything in the bathroom.
7. 40% - touching things in the public bathrooms (this applies to kids under 5 who you've told not to touch anything see #6).
8. 60% - in line for rides because of all the people using the Flash Pass.
9. 40% - explaining to four kids that yes, the rules are different for people with more money. They don't have to wait in line with The Other People at amusement parks.
10. 20% - applying sunscreen.
11. 40% - examining all the nuts and bolts on the two rides you convince yourself to go on.
12. 75% - praying your kids don't get their bathing suits stuck up their rears requiring surgical removal from the ride they continue going on which they proclaim loudly and enthusiastically gives them "a major wedgie".
13. 95% - in line for a funnel cake on the way out the door (right behind the approximately 1005 people who had the same idea).
14. 2% - inhaling said funnel cake with five other people.
15. 50% - talking about where to buy a funnel cake maker and what exactly is in a funnel cake that makes it so good.
16. 50% - exclaiming repeatedly how that funnel cake is the best use of $10 since you bought two Frappuccino's in a row.
17. 20% - proclaiming earth shattering sentences that start with, "When we come next year..."
18. 20% - proclaiming equally earth shattering sentences that start with, "Remember last year..."
19. 100% - enjoying the heck out of the last days of summer.
|No danger of lost bottoms or a wedgie. And? When I go next year I'm wearing the same red suit.|