Tuesday, February 21, 2012

In case you missed it.

I am still not fully recovered from having my brain cells sucked out pre-Valentines (keep in mind that I am older than God, so it requires me a bit more time to recover from trauma than the average Joe), so I am going to bring you a recap/highlight/make-your-week-special-like-only-I-can/slacker type post.  I would love to make this a "regular," but I am not organized enough to ever do that.  So, I will just do it whenever I can't quite manage something better.
In case you missed it...

1.  If you follow me on Pinterest you may have already seen some of this crap great stuff.  If you don't follow me on Pinterest, you should because I am brilliant!  So, in case you missed this HI-LARious video (thank you whatimeant2say for the link):  (If I wasn't already happily married to hubby I would want to marry this guy.)

2.   In case you missed this blog post on marriage:  The Mommyland Guide for the Marriage That Doesn't Suck Gonads.  If you are married, thinking about getting hitched, thinking about getting unhitched, recently divorced and ever wanting to marry again, or know someone in any of the previous categories, or basically just a living, breathing human over the age of teenage you really should read this post.  It's damn good advice (and I am not one to give or receive advice - like ever) and it comes from one of my favorite blogs.

3.  In case you missed this catchy tune on one of my favorite shows, David Letterman. 

Creepy, catchy, and creepy.  Did I say creepy?  But, you will not be able to stop singing it or thinking about it, so I guess clever, too, eh?  BTW - do not YouTube Die Antwoord with children present unless you don't care about cussing and other inappropriate-type things.

4.  You know I hate talking about politics, religion, and basically anything of any kind of real importance.  But, I really hate the haters.  I had to pin this, so if you already saw it - it's worth seeing again.  And if you haven't seen it, it's worth seeing.  In case you missed it, this is To the haters:

5.  A good friend gave me a belated birthday present (because I am a crazy nut, but refuse to go to therapy).  It is this little gem of a book:  Do It Yourself Therapy. Head Games for a Rainy Day.  Now, I have good news here.  In case you missed this, don't worry!  I have already started reading it and I have so many gems to pass on to you I can't wait to get started.  Stay tuned.  Upcoming blog posts will contain unsolicited head game therapy for your many dysfunctions that you may not have even known that you had!  Excited?  Me, too!
6.  And the last In Case You Missed It:  Girl 1 has discovered the subtle art of the phrase, "No offense, but..."  She uses it constantly and obsessively.  I overheard her sharing its meaning with Girl 2 the other day. 

Girl 1 to Girl 2:  This kinda doesn't make sense, but it's what adults do all the time.  You say, "No offense," when you are about to say something offensive to someone.  For example, 'No offense, Girl 2, but you stink!'  See???  Get it???" 

Then she erupted into wild laughter.  I think she's basically got it.  Amirite???

Peace and have a great week, friends!


jamiew said...

No offense but, your slacker-ness is delightful.
Girl 1 is my favorite today too!

Monica said...

thanks. i think? ;o)

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Anonymous said...

I still can't stop laughing at the Party Pooper video. I don't even have to watch the video anymore - just see the guy's face.
And I love the sign about gays. Perfect comeback!

Monica said...

@whatimeant2say - i know. this guy really cracks me up. his accent is just a crack up.