Generally I am okay with this knowledge. I know what I have and 99.9% of the time I like it. If my life were in the form of an SAT question it would be: Sarah Palin is to comedians what My Kids are to My Dabbles in Writing. Fuel for the fire.
Then sometimes I meet a modern day June Cleaver and my whole vision of what I know as My Insane Yet Funny Life is called into question.
I had a mother (name not disclosed to protect her innocence) in my home over Christmas. She was accompanied by her two lovely, quiet girls - ages 1 1/2 and 2 1/2. Did I say her girls were quiet and well behaved? She and I chit-chatted and things were going quite well. Her kids were amazingly well behaved and my kids were...........upstairs. Then my kids came downstairs. While I politely wanted to say,