Conversation in the Yukon Cornelius.
Girl 1: Mom, why does Patsy (name changed to protect the innocent) live in a condom?
Me: Um. EXCUSE ME?
Girl 1: Wait. No, that's not right. Not a condom. A condominium.
Me: Cheesus. Wait. Who lives in a condominium??? Sometimes called a CONDO. NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH A CONDOM.
Girl 1: Which, by the way, what is a condom again?
Me: Can we have this conversation another time? Please?
Girl 1: Yes, it's okay, mom. Anyway I'm pretty sure I know and now I feel just silly for making that mistake, but I'm so glad it was with you and not, y'know, the public?
Me: Yes. Me, too.
Girl 1: So, why does she live in a condo? That's like those double houses, right? Oh, wait. That's complex, right? Not, like I have a complex, but like she lives in a complex. Wait. Is it a complex? It's something that sounds like condo and complex.
Me: CHEESUS. A DUPLEX???
Girl 1: THAT'S IT!!! A DUPLEX!!! Jeez, mom. What took you so long to say the right word?