Stage 1 Denial
The Keurig can't be broken. There's no way I could have paid this much money for this thing and it be broken. It just needs to be cleaned! Surely that's it. I'll dig out the instructions and clean it.
Stage 2 Anger
Stupid Keurig. I hate Keurig. Who wanted this coffee maker anyway??? De-scaling??? Who calls it that except for pretentious people. It's removing water scum is what it is. I hate Keurig.
Stage 3 Bargaining
COME ON KEURIG. I have cleaned every conceivable part of you. If you just start working for a week, I promise to de-scale you on a schedule for the love of God.
Stage 4 Depression
What am I going to do??? I don't think I can live without a Keurig. Who is going to care??? Hubby was right?! Noooooooooooooo!
Stage 5 Acceptance
Hubby was right?! Keurig is over rated. WalMart coffee makers are okay. I will drink coffee from a WalMart coffee maker and be happy.