B - Bursitis. Because he has given me that in my shoulder.
A - Always wants what I'm eating.
N - Neurotic.
D - Difficult. About everything.
I - Illogical (contrary to the principles of logic). As in: Desperately wants me to take him on a run. Will not sit still so that I can put on the leash. Cries when I leave him behind. Cheesus.
T - Tortured. By all the animals in our creek who have learned precisely the location of his electric fence boundary.