B - Bursitis. Because he has given me that in my shoulder.
A - Always wants what I'm eating.
N - Neurotic.
D - Difficult. About everything.
I - Illogical (contrary to the principles of logic). As in: Desperately wants me to take him on a run. Will not sit still so that I can put on the leash. Cries when I leave him behind. Cheesus.
T - Tortured. By all the animals in our creek who have learned precisely the location of his electric fence boundary.
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Gosh! I'm crying at the beauty and sentimentality! ;)
Oh - that was Wonderbutt's mom, btw.
@whatimeant2say - maybe I'm a poet? maybe that's my calling? ;)
Ha! I hope Bandit appreciates your poetic efforts. Almost brings a tear to my eye, so beautiful is the prose. Almost I said, almost ...
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