Lately the Internet has been so passive aggressive.
Usually I say to the Interwebs, LYLAS. Or actually LYLAB since the Internet is masculine (naturally because he sucks at honestly expressing his feelings). But, lately it seems like he's mad at me. (But, of course, he won't come right out and tell me what I did to piss him off.)
Instead he's all, "Prove you're not a robot." (In a hateful voice. In places where it's clear he's mocking me - like my own blog.) Then when I'm all, "Dude, how long have we known each other? You know I'm not a robot." He's still all, "PROVE IT."
Also, lately he's constantly taunting me with, "Leave this page or stay on this page? You are not finished commenting yet." Even when I say, "Yes. Yes, I am done commenting. Let me leave." He insists that I'm not. He's become that friend who tries to know me better than I know myself. That friend that gives me unsolicited advice. Whattup?
He's kinda been that friend that ignores my texts, too. I'm all clicking "log on" and he's clearly all, "Not now," and "I don't think so," and "You really don't want to do this."
It's pissing me off. I want us to be like we used to be.