Tuesday, August 6, 2013

Of course she does.

We have a four year old who can be a bit of a challenge.  So, we have decided to be proactive in discussing the upcoming 2013-2014 school year.  This was our conversation today:

Hubby to Girl 3:  When school starts this year, remember you are going to behave appropriately, right?

Girl 3:  Yup.

Hubby:  Listening to the teacher, respecting the other children, obeying the teacher.  Right?

Girl 3:  Yup.

Me:  When the teacher asks you to do something what should your response be?

Girl 3:  YES, SIR!

Me:  And, on the off chance that you have a female teacher?

Girl 3:  I MEAN, YES MA'AM!

Hubby:  And, how do we treat our friends?

Girl 3:  We buy them lots of ice cream!

Hubby (snickering):  Before we buy them ice cream.

Girl 3:  WE BE NICE TO THEM!

Hubby:  And, you remember consequences, right?  For inappropriate behavior?

Girl 3:  Hmm.  What are consequences again?

Hubby:  Like no night-time book, or losing movie, or losing family time?

Girl 3:  Oh, yeah.

Hubby:  Or losing your birthday!

Girl 3 (giggling wildly):  I CAN'T LOSE MY BIRTHDAY, SILLY DADDY!

Me:  Well, remember we talked about your birthday party and how you need to show us some appropriate behavior before we can decide whether or not you can have a birthday party?

Girl 3:  Oh, yeah.

Me:  Tell daddy where you might want your party.

Girl 3:  RIGHT HERE AT THE HOUSE!

Hubby:  And, what kind of party?

Girl 3:  You mean what kind of theme?

Hubby:  Yeah, I guess.  What kind of theme?

Girl 3:  Hmm.  I THINK BEAVERS!  YES!!!  BEAVERS!!!  I WANT A BIG BEAVER PARTY HERE AT THE HOUSE!!!

6 comments:

jamiew said...

I need to be at that party.
(She is my fav DLC for like the year)

TNMom said...

LOL!!!! Awesome! <3 Devan

Shannon said...

OMG I love that girl!!

Monica said...

does she pay a writer to come up with this $hit? hubby laughed so hard I thought he was going to pee himself.

WeezaFish said...

Haha! LOVE her Monica. Can I come to the Beaver party? Pleeeeease?

Monica said...

@weeza - listen, we ALL might want to come to this beaver party when it all shakes out. ;o)

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