We have a four year old who can be a bit of a challenge. So, we have decided to be proactive in discussing the upcoming 2013-2014 school year. This was our conversation today:
Hubby to Girl 3: When school starts this year, remember you are going to behave appropriately, right?
Girl 3: Yup.
Hubby: Listening to the teacher, respecting the other children, obeying the teacher. Right?
Girl 3: Yup.
Me: When the teacher asks you to do something what should your response be?
Girl 3: YES, SIR!
Me: And, on the off chance that you have a female teacher?
Girl 3: I MEAN, YES MA'AM!
Hubby: And, how do we treat our friends?
Girl 3: We buy them lots of ice cream!
Hubby (snickering): Before we buy them ice cream.
Girl 3: WE BE NICE TO THEM!
Hubby: And, you remember consequences, right? For inappropriate behavior?
Girl 3: Hmm. What are consequences again?
Hubby: Like no night-time book, or losing movie, or losing family time?
Girl 3: Oh, yeah.
Hubby: Or losing your birthday!
Girl 3 (giggling wildly): I CAN'T LOSE MY BIRTHDAY, SILLY DADDY!
Me: Well, remember we talked about your birthday party and how you need to show us some appropriate behavior before we can decide whether or not you can have a birthday party?
Girl 3: Oh, yeah.
Me: Tell daddy where you might want your party.
Girl 3: RIGHT HERE AT THE HOUSE!
Hubby: And, what kind of party?
Girl 3: You mean what kind of theme?
Hubby: Yeah, I guess. What kind of theme?
Girl 3: Hmm. I THINK BEAVERS! YES!!! BEAVERS!!! I WANT A BIG BEAVER PARTY HERE AT THE HOUSE!!!
6 comments:
I need to be at that party.
(She is my fav DLC for like the year)
LOL!!!! Awesome! <3 Devan
OMG I love that girl!!
does she pay a writer to come up with this $hit? hubby laughed so hard I thought he was going to pee himself.
Haha! LOVE her Monica. Can I come to the Beaver party? Pleeeeease?
@weeza - listen, we ALL might want to come to this beaver party when it all shakes out. ;o)
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